you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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YOU

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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