- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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