Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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