What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What did I do last night?work

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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How old is victor? Old

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Spread the net.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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