Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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69

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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women's rights

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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