Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Bloody kids ...

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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LOL May Wong

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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19th amendment

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Jason Connor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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