- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2+2? 4

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Women.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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