Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Joe Biden

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Ebola

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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How old is victor? Old

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hipsters

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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hi

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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