- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

rose are red violets should be purple

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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