- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

connor sucks

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Proof reading

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Civil Rights.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What did I do last night?work

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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