What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

Hi? No!!!!!

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

What is 8 times 4? 32

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Guess What! HI!

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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