- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

It burns when I pee sometimes.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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