How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Do you believe this will change?

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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