Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

I went river dancing once. I fell in

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Do you believe this will change?

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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