- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

i saw your mom, i said hi

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Reed is poopin

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

I'm a like whore

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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