- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

Dogs

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

poop

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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