knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Women's Rights.

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Womens rights.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Like if you like big tits.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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ecks! why zee?

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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