Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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