- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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