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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Its true, he didnt write that!!

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