Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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What's 4+7 47

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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