What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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this is gay

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? I hate niiggers ?

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Unnnnnnnn

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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