- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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