Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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eloise dey.

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the real mccoy

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Anti Joke

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