what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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what time is it? 3:16

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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