What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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a potato flew around my room

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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