A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Spinabifita

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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