What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Unnnnnnnn

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God is real

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Why did I get raped

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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women's rights

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Gays

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Anti Joke

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