why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Women's Rights.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Womens rights.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Like if you like big tits.

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