What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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I'm taken

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Knock Knock.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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