- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

obama's promises

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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