Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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eloise dey.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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