- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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