- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

So a black man hails a taxi...

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

what do you watch ? a tv

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

bitches be crafty.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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