Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Welcome To Facebook

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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