Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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IU football

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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for keeps?

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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