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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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