It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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