Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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