Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

The Pope

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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