My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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