Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Knock knock, Come in...

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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mark is mark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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