Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Womens rights

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Unnnnnnnn

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What is 2+2? 4!

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God is real

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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