Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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God

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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