How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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knock knock whos there not me

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Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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