- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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