How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Mitch

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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