Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg? God.

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Well, a test is a well thought-out series of questions, usually used in schools to determine a students final grade.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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