Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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