Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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