Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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