what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Mitch

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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