What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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this girl died

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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women's rights

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Gays

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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