- Anti Joke

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

how did little johnny die? i killed him

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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