- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

How much did the Holla Cost?

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

So a black man hails a taxi...

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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