Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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