Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What causes floods? Too much water.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Murder me once, shame on you.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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