Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Dick spice

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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