Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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womens rights to vote

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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womens rights

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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The game!

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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