- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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