What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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where are you?

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Johnson stops eating

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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