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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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