- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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