What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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What did I do last night?work

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Leave her alone...

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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123 Main street

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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