- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

Womens rights

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

You.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

What is 2+2? 4!

Why did I get raped

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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