- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

how do you confuse a blond?

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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