Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

How do you spell eight? 8

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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