gay marriage.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Blind people can't read this.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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