- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Yo daddy!

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Women's rights...

Meow.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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