whats your name? bumder:)

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...