What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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