- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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