- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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