The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

So a black man hails a taxi...

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

a man walks into horse bar

what do you watch ? a tv

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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