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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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a ginger has a soul

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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