Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

I am a n1gger.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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