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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Penisland

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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I've got a dig bick

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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