The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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