- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Hi? No!!!!!

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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