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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Cancer.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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