if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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School

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Women's Rights.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Like if you like big tits.

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