- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

what do you watch ? a tv

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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