The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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who is mark

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Alex Eggbert

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obama's promises

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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