Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Spinabifita

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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You smell like shit

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Weiner

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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